A classic. Updated for the weirdest season of Seahawks football.
There once was this ugly duckling, you see.
So hideous. Clumsy, raw, and overmatched too -- the laughingstock of the pond. Not clad in the same striking coat of blue, green and gray as his brothers, but haphazardly slathered in an unidentified vague shade that reminded one of... a dirty red, maybe? If one squinted. Or brown. Who knew.
Who cared, really? The duckling was ugly beyond redemption. His mother would probably have found time to love him, if she weren't spending her life being embarrassed about his performance as a duck.