The Seattle Seahawks are going to have an interesting season, no doubt about it. I'm sure you can imagine some pretty weird scenarios for the year. Trust me, 12s, you can't outweird me. Remember, I'm the guy who predicted Eddie Lacy would be a great fit in Seattle. As it turns out, he could barely fit in the locker room.
To be fair to Lacy - well, not Lacy, but avoirdupois-advantaged individuals in general - his weight was a specific requirement for his job. Unlike my fat butt. So don't accuse me of bodyshaming, please. Or, go ahead if it makes you happy.