What's the hardest thing about playing fantasy football? For us, it's not drafting, waiver wire pickups or throwing chairs at the wall when we bench the wrong guy. It's picking a freaking awesome team name. However, we've finally settled on some solutions to all of this. Here's 5 Ways For Seahawks Fans To Make The Perfect Fantasy Football Name.
1. (Player You Hate) + (Naughty Word) + (Slap, Punch, Kick, etc.)
Want to get under the skin of the 49ers fan in your league (first of all, WHY IS HE THERE?) -- go with Kaepernick(bleep)Punch.
Use your imagination on that one.
Hate Carson Palmer and want to make a statement. CarsonPalmer(bleep)Punt is the way to go.
Easy and mean. That's the way to do this.
2. (Michael Bennett) + (Sacks) + (Your Mom, Grandma, etc.)
We'll let you explain this one to your kids. We'll just be over here snickering...
3. The Rick Mirer Experience
We'll roshambo you for this one.
4. (Russell Wilson's) + (Adjective) + Food Items
We're partial to Russell Wilson's Awesome Tacos. You might prefer Russell Wilson's Irresistable Pringles, or Russell Wilson's Legendary Pineapple Upside Down Cakes.
We were really hungry when we wrote this.
5. (12th Man) or (12s) + (Anything)
When you're reppin' the greatest fans in all of sports, you're doing it right.
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