The Seattle Times · Apr 23, 2016
What’s the penalty for performance wrecking drugs?
The Blue Jays’ Chris Colabello did not get his money’s worth. (Chris O’Meara/AP)Sideline Chatter
Do PEDs come with a money-back guarantee?
If they do, here’s hoping Chris Colabello saved his sales slip. The Blue Jays first baseman was hitting .069 — with no homers and nine strikeouts in 29 at-bats — when MLB socked him with an 80-game ban.
What’s shakin’?
LaQuan McGowan, the 405-pound Baylor tight end, could become the heaviest player ever drafted by an NFL team.
Besides 405, his other key stats are 6-7 (height), 5.41 (40 time) and 7.3 (Richter Scale).
Down he goes
Authorities discovered an 800-yard tunnel under the California-Mexico border.