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Well, in New York at night, covering yourself in Vaseline just another street performance

Rays center fielder Kevin Kiermaier threatened to cover his entire body with Vaseline to ward off the frigid opening-week temperatures in New York.

The spirit of Gaylord Perry lives!

Rays center fielder Kevin Kiermaier threatened to cover his entire body with Vaseline to ward off the frigid opening-week temperatures in New York.

Too bad he didn’t follow through: Braking his slide into second might have proved interesting.

Headlines

• At TheOnion.com: “MLB season ends over 200 days early after new rules speed up games way too much.”

• At SportsPickle.