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Transformers: The Rise of the Trashiners

The following is a continuation of the never-ending battle to save humanity. The first installment can be found HERE.

EXT. URBAN NEIGHBORHOOD

As the CAMERA PANS into a WINDOW of a SMALL, LOCAL LUNCH SPOT the viewer SEES that SCOTT SERVAIS and BRAD ADAM are sharing PLATES OF SAUCES that likely cost UPWARDS OF THIRTY DOLLARS apiece while DISCUSSING something LIKELY NOT THAT INTERESTING. The VOICE OF LOU PINIELLA begins to MELODICALLY dance upon the EARDRUMS of the AUDIENCE. You KNOW that this scene is in DETROIT because NOBODY SEEMS THAT HAPPY and everyone says that "THE LAKE MIGHT AS WELL BE AN OCEAN.