At this point, the Texas Rangers might as well order some Seattle Mariners jerseys in bulk and Sharpie “South” across the front. The 2023 World Series champs have now signed their third ex-Mariner in the 2025 calendar year. Fourth if you’re willing to count Bret Boone sliding into the coaching staff.
The latest addition? Dylan Moore. The Swiss Army knife who played everywhere in Seattle except the Sound Transit light rail. Shortly after being placed on unconditional release waivers, the Rangers inked him to a minor league deal on August 26, continuing a running gag that’s starting to feel less like roster construction and more like a trolling campaign directed squarely at Mariners fans.