Man oh man and gollygeewillickers the Mariners sure have been an early season bummer for those expecting them to never lose a game. I was that guy. I never lose. But lately there's been a lot of talk around the proverbial water cooler that Ol' Davey Skiba is a curse. Oh sure, "He's lame this, and he's not cool that." Shut it, Jabrony. Welcome to my party. Come on in, the jello wrestling pit is fine.
That's how it feels. How I feel. How winning feels. The Mariners won. Seattle won. I'm taking off my panda mask.