The Mariners as things in or near my (student) apartment

Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty ImagesSo the Mariners lost the Ichiro Night game. That sucks! It sucks so much that I don’t want to talk about the game. So instead, I’m going to do a remake of a classic LL article, while also telling all of you lovely readers about my new apartment.

Luis Castillo

My A/C works very hard and without it I would melt.

Matt Festa

This alarm is disconnected, providing only the illusion of safety.

Chris Flexen

These people were being very loud while I was trying to watch the game and it was very distracting.

Logan Gilbert

I didn’t expect this slightly hidden water heater to be so good, but it does its job really well and I need it to live.

Marco Gonzales

Kind of a ratty…