In a wild turn of circumstances, it was revealed in a press conference today that the Mariners' home ballpark, T-Mobile Stadium, has a severed floor. Some of you may be familiar with the severing process brought to us by the mysterious mega corporation Lumon. The subject of the process can disconnect - or "sever" - from their outside memories and history to do their job more effectively without thinking about family or outside of work matters. However, the result for the Mariners has been that the front office has failed to yet put together a team capable of winning the World Series.
T-Mobile Park Revealed as Severed Floor
