If you’re tired of all this end of the decade mumbo jumbo, do not take this quiz. If you’d like to stumble down nostalgia’s icy cliffside and think about all the failed projects the Mariners have taken on since 2010, welcome!
Wade Miley is not on this list. Nate Karns is conspicuously absent. Joaquin Benoit’s silence is deafening. Same goes for J.A. Happ, Tony Zych, and Aaron Harang. Instead, we have 15 men who each secured more than 2.5 bWAR for the Mariners during the 2010s.