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So that’s why their bats have holes in them

Friday, in case you missed it, was National Doughnut Day.

“Just Friday?” asked Phillies pitchers Joaquin Benoit, Hector Neris, Pat Neshek, Edubray Ramos and Joely Rodriguez, who’ve gone a combined 0 for 110 at the plate in the first two months of the season.

Headlines

• At TheKicker.com: “Brady gets 6th finger surgically added to hand to hold future ring.”

• At Fark.com: “Shaq gets a pedicure, and it is spectacular (not safe for lunch).”

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