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Seven untranslatable words about the Mariners’ 10-1 victory over the Rangers

Tonight the Mariners again crushed the Rangers, 10-1. If only the Mariners could play the Rangers all the time, they could really start fixing this run differential. This one was over pretty early on, as the Mariners jumped on Texas starter Jordan Lyles in the first inning, pushing three runs across, and then tacked on another five runs in the third inning, which yes, if you’re good at math, adds up to eight runs before I had a chance to finish my beer (moment of silence for the ability to comically overpay for a giant cup of beer at the stadium.