Positive Pete: Hey Nick, you want to hear a fun fact? We’re next playing the Rays and our record is an exact mirror of theirs. Ours is 52-73 while they are 73-52.
Negative Nick: Pete, you must be insanely bored if that’s a fun fact for you.
PP: Hey now, what side of the bed did you wake up on today?
NN: The good side, it’s just sad that you’ve put the word “fun” and the 2019 Mariners in the same category.
PP: I actually didn’t.