Seattle Mariners Negative Nick & Positive Pete Discuss Segura Getting His Phil

It was a busy day for Mariners fans, Nick and Pete. And now they have to digest the controversial Jean Segura trade to Philadelphia.

NN: Pete, I’ve officially hit my wall. You can find me at the nearest bar to sulk because I am officially done as a Mariners fan.

PP: Seriously, Nick?

NN: Hello?! We just traded Segura, Nicasio, and Pazos to the Phillies. New shortstop JP Crawford doesn’t hold a candle to Jean! Aren’t you also upset that trading him away negates the brilliant Arizona trade Dipoto pulled off to acquire him?

PP: How are you now surprised after we already sold Cano, Paxton, and Diaz too?

NN: Because it is the straw that broke the camel’s back. Jean was special, with his consistent…