Seattle, WA (AP) - Big news from Seattle today, as the Seattle Mariners announced they have demoted general manager Jerry Dipoto to assistant general manager and fired manager Scott Servais. To handle those jobs, the club tapped an unknown face beyond the reaches of the internet: a little known blogger named Lookout Landing. Though many national writers questioned the move, local fans know that Landing has had a keen eye on the team for years and is well-acquainted with both the current roster and the franchise’s long-running penchant for management pratfalls.
The club released a quizzical statement on the move, with a mysterious quote from their new GM/Manager.