Royals 3, Mariners 2

(imagine that line goes all the way back up, I didn’t have time to fix it)

Martinis: Logan Evans, .288 WPA; Jorge Polanco, .230 WPA

Guillotinis: Carlos Vargas, -.449 WPA; Cole Young, -.257 WPA

Game thread comment of the day:

Boy if this isn’t how it feels every time:

Sometime I am going to sit down and figure out what my recap record is this season. Last I checked it was something atrocious like 3-11 over the past couple months. So you can blame this one on me, I guess.