Friends, there is a great travesty about to occur, something that requires our immediate attention and vigilance. I speak, of course, of the early returns on the MLB All-Star Game. Peep these early results for that position belonging to only the beefiest of dinger-stingers, the Designated Hitter:
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Hmm. Okay. Those are some names, for sure, definitely some names. Some names I’m pretty sure are currently on the IL? And one that...is Aledmys Diaz? Ah yes, noted DH Aledmys Diaz and his [checks notes] five home runs on the season.