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Omar Narváez loses to Oakland A’s, Seattle Mariners

AP — When a piece of paper found its way to Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred’s desk this morning, he glanced at it like he would any other piece of paper. Nothing to see there. Just more busy work for his underpaid assistant, Waggins.

Something, however, whether it was coincidence, or divine intervention, or the giant red block letters that said “IMMEDIATE ATTENTION: ROB MANFRED”, prompted him to take a second look. As he looked more closely, his brow began to furrow. The piece of paper, which had at first seemed so innocent, proposed an abomination.

Underneath the giant red block letters was a message:

Dear Mr.