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Mariners prank new guy, give him no run support, lose 1-0

Escapism gets a bad rap because well, it’s not the best way to deal with life’s problems at all times, but sometimes you just need to rocket up out of your sphere of consciousness and retreat into a world where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. Recapping back-to-back one-run, frustrating Mariners losses has propelled me into this sphere, so move over, Disney adults, readers of fantasy books the size of doorstops, King Ludwig II, and other lovers of escapism, because today we’re talking about Easton McGee and nothing but Easton McGee.

Okay, for the sake of completion, here’s the bad stuff.