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Mariners pitchers attempt to imitate Elon Musk and invent new strike zone, fail miserably and invent cyborg dragons instead

The creative spirit of invention is one of the greatest things about being alive, but, and this cannot be stressed enough, not all ideas are good ideas.

Maybe it was a bad idea to let Nick Margevicius start this game, seeing as how the last time we saw Nicky Marge he was laboring in the fifth inning against a COVID-depleted Astros team. Fatigue, we were told. Nothing too big to worry about. And a 7-2 victory over the loathsome Astros helped wash away the remembrance of Marge being lifted mid at-bat after throwing three pitches nowhere near the strike zone, or the fact that it took him almost 80 pitches to get through four innings.