Mariners painstakingly bake gluten-free win, it turns out fine

Tonight, if you haven’t heard, was Gluten-Free Night at Safeco Field. The Mariners acknowledged those among us that abstain from gluten, either by necessity or choice, by providing a variety of gluten-free ballpark fare at a pregame event inside Safeco. It was, by several accounts, a raging success.

Let it never be said that the Mariners aren’t dedicated. Over the past several years, they have seemed determined to see things through in all of their gory entirety. Tonight was no different. No, gluten-free food alone wouldn’t have been enough. In order to truly capture the spirit of a gluten-free meal, the Mariners put on a full nine-inning display of unadulterated gluten-free baseball.

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