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Mariners Moose Tracks, 7/2/23: George Kirby, Nelson Cruz, and Bobby Bonilla

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  • On its face, this caption is pretty innocuous, but I spent all day imagining what a Shadow Kirby would be capable of, and I’m truly terrified of what my brain came up with. Thank all the powers that be that that little pink ball uses his powers for good or society would be so screwed.

Shadow Kirby.