We are happy to announce the newest addition to the 2024 AquaSox staff....Stella pic.twitter.com/AwSX5CInSN
— Everett AquaSox (@EverettAquaSox) April 13, 2024- All Mariners hitters are instructed to throw one of their bats into the car fire. Sacrifices must be made.
There’s a car on fire outside of T-Mobile Park in Seattle pic.twitter.com/XF8kBJvPCA
— Aldo Soto (@AldoSoto21) April 14, 2024
- Everybody is agonizing over the Mariners offense, but they’re failing to realize that the really good hitters are in Arkansas and Modesto.
Tyler Locklear lasers his 1st HR of the year.