Mariners Moose Tracks, 10/23/22: Dave Sims, Kyle Schwarber, and Adrián Sanchez

I’m a pretty big man, clocking in at 6’3” 240 lbs, and without adequate adult supervision I will display my ability to make an alarming amount of food disappear at a “distrubing” rate. However, even at my hungriest, I’m pretty sure the most cheesesteaks I’m getting down in a three day period is maybe, MAYBE, ten, which come to think of it sounds like a fantastic way to spend a weekend trip to Philadelphia. Suffice to say I had a number of questions when I was presented with this absolute gem of a graphic during last night’s Padres-Phillies game.