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Mariners Minnesota Moose Tracks, 8/14/18: Hockey Hair, Handball Flair, and Duck, Duck, Gray Duck

Yesterday afternoon, the Minnesota Twins caused some consternation in the baseball mascot world with the announcement of a public vote for their newest mascot race participant. Feast your eyes on, uh...

...Bobert, Lucy, Tater, and D.D. Grayduck?

Anyway, with these horrific anthropomorphic food items/Voltorbs in mind, we decided to add a special Minnesota-focused section of this morning’s links. Enjoy! (And, also, come back soon, Anders!)

In Minnesota News...

I wrote about Brian Dozier, the relentlessly confident slap-hitting shortstop who worked himself into a power hitter. The hair, the Hummer H3, the golf-course epiphany, the batting-cage bets, the Hunter Pence comps, and ”cockstrong from the elbows down.