You really can find anything on Etsy, up to and including a witch to cast a spell on your favorite baseball team. And judging from what the Seattle Mariners have been up to, the magic is real.
In case anyone has no clue why seemingly every Mariners fan on X is suddenly talking about an "Etsy witch," here's a brief timeline of what happened over the weekend while the Mariners were in Atlanta:
- Friday and Early Saturday: Word spreads on X that someone paid a witch on Etsy to uncurse the Mariners amid their 6-15 skid.