The Seattle Mariners again continued their innovative campaign of finding new ways to distress their fans tonight, this time creating a new addition to the workweek: Casual Fridays, Quiet Quitting, Bare Minimum Mondays, meet: Waffle Wednesdays, when you commit to doing something, think a lot about doing the thing, do some of the thing, think about it a little more, and then oh whoops it’s time to go home.
Tonight the Mariners found a few different ways to lose against the Twins in a game they never led, sunk once again by their somnambulant offense and a stretched-thin pitching staff that couldn’t tamp down the hemorrhaging.