Mariners fearlessly ride biggest roller coaster in theme park, defeat Twins 10-6

Photo by David Berding/Getty ImagesSheesh.

Everyone good? Need a breather?

Okay, let’s get into it.

I suppose we could begin with the bats staking out an early lead against giant Twins starter Bailey Ober (seriously, dude is 6’9”. Julio would look short next to him). Nothing came across in the first inning despite Josh Rojas getting in the saddle early with a leadoff single, but Mitch Haniger opened the second with a solo shot, showing early signs of getting off his schneid. Luis Urías followed with a plunk, and Dylan Moore added on to the lead with a double that on a non-windy day in the Twin Cities could have left the ballpark.

Of course, even a two-run lead felt a bit uneasy. Emerson…