Kate didn’t approve my plan to just upload an mp3 of a giant fart noise as the recap. But she also says to write the recap that the game deserves, so I don’t know what to tell her. This game was a middle-middle sinker to Marcus Semien, a hanging slider to Corey Seager, a lifeless four-seamer to Adolis Garcia, and a belt-high fastball to Leody Taveras. And just like that, Bryan Woo had given up four home runs in less than four innings. He was pulled with the score at 6-2, and though the Mariners ended up scoring more than six, the die was cast.