Mariners Exit Interviews 2019: Taylor Guilbeau

This year’s Mariners roster featured, at various times: two Kyles; two Austins; two Tims and a Tom; three Matts; two Davids, two Dans, a Dylan and a Dee; a Ryan and a Ryon; and a Taylor and a Tayler. Somewhere along the line, Taylor Guilbeau’s name became fastened in my brain as Austin, and can you blame me? You can not. There are three pictures of Taylor Guilbeau in our USA Today photo tool, and this is one of them:

That picture is mostly useful in reminding me about Taylor Guilbeau’s major defining physical characteristic, which is his hair (flow, lettuce, call it what you wish).