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Mariners crack case of who killed the season, beat Angels 4-3

Good afternoon, Mr. Trout. Do you mind if I come in? I’m sorry to bother you. I’m a terrible nuisance, I know. I just need your help with one little thing and then I’ll get out of your hair. You see, there’s just some details that bother me.

See, it’s about the Seattle Mariners. They’re a baseball team, you know, and last weekend they got beat up pretty bad in a five game series. They lost four of those games. And I’m just trying to work out who did it. Now, I know you say that you were too busy touring the city for Father’s Day, but I want to look into it nonetheless.