I need a new couch.
You see, I bought my current couch when I moved into my first apartment several years ago when I was in undergrad. I purchased it from a famous furniture retailer, and it’s one of those couches you have to build yourself. At the time, I was barely 21 years old and only had just grasped which side of the screwdriver you’re supposed to hold. Suffice to say that it’s a minor miracle the couch has survived this long and two moves, including one from Texas all the way up here to Seattle.
It’s the same minor miracle that is currently protecting the 2025 Seattle Mariners.