Welcome to today’s Mariners Spring Training game recap. Please silence your cell phones out of respect for our performers. When you’re ready, I’d like to direct your attention to the stage, where our tech team is working hard to illuminate the key elements of the game for your edification.
Note: the Mariners played a Diamondbacks team this afternoon made up mostly of minor-league players, as Arizona’s big league team plays an exhibition game against the Guardians tonight. As a result, we’ve decided to stage this recap with Mariners players only. Shoutout to Diamondback pitcher Mitchell Stumpo, who wins best name of the game and also fell on his butt attempting to field an infield hit today.