Here’s all you need to know about today’s contest in Buffalo: The Mariners beat the Blue Jays 9-7, and Major League Baseball reaffirmed that they hate not just the game of baseball but baseball fans, too. There can be no other reason for the ghastly travesty of the national YouTube broadcast.
Originally, I was going to keep a running list of quotes from the broadcast because, as history has shown us, these streaming games are ripe for entertaining recaps. But as I scribbled I began to realize a) There were going to be far too many idiotic moments to write up, and b) This abysmal broadcast had ceased to be funny and was instead making me actively angry.