Grab a friend and do a dramatic reading of the first play of today’s game. You can play Dave Sims.
Dave Sims: “Julio going back on the track, looking up, juuuuumps. And. Let’s see. He made! — He did not get it. He did not get it. It’s a home run for Trent Grisham. Grisham, still checking —”
Suzyn Waldman: “No, he’s got it. He’s got it!”
Dave: “Oh, he did the psych out again?”
Suzyn: “Yes, he did.”
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