Jarred Kelenic is not Dustin Ackley

I thought about making this a blank article. The headline is enough, and you’re reading this, you’re liable to understand the truth of it at least to some degree. If you’re prone to seeing baseball history as a teal-hued carousel ride that ends in the same place every time - with disappointment - you’ve got a series of receipts that stretches decades. But this one, well, it’s not the same, so I’ll say it again, listing a few things Jarred Kelenic is not. Jarred Kelenic is not Dustin Ackley. Jarred Kelenic is not Ken Griffey Jr. Jarred Kelenic is not the universal midpoint between those two outcomes.