you just had to, didn't you, matt - Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY SportsContract details aren't public yet, but let's be honest who cares put on a bear hat, drown your sorrows, and surrender to the futility of existence with the rest of us.
Welp
I mean, in a little way, you kind of knew this was coming. Maybe it was the offhanded joke about the whole thing during Aoki's presser, maybe it was an anthropomorphized three-storey living checkbook losing their Cy-Young worthy first option seconds before just tearing a new sheet out. Details are still coming in--years, dollar amount--but in any case, the ink has dried, and Jim Bowden from ESPN had it first: Hisashi Iwakuma will be a Los Angeles Dodger in…
