Something was amiss when the Mariners pulled up to the stadium in their Mystery Machine. Playing baseball in 40 degree temperatures, two days after a game was snowed out? That’s not Target Field: it’s an Ice Castle.
You can thank today’s starting pitcher for transforming the Seattle Nine into the Scooby Gang. A couple weeks ago, the Mariners PR machine trotted out this absurd Reel:
Some guys, notably those who did not play today, had self-aware answers. Dylan Moore played by Ryan Reynolds? I can see it. Lance Gross as Taylor Trammell? That tracks.