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Game 32, Cubs at Mariners – Let’s Hope They Got It Out of Their System

A most happy Felix Day to all of you this Tuesday. I apologize for missing the last two posts, but if you’re going to miss a couple, could you possibly pick better games to skip? I didn’t even watch, as I fell ill, and spent essentially the entire weekend sleeping in the day and feeling sorry for myself at night. It’s been miserable. It’s almost like the M’s caught something though, too, and if their abysmal play was a gesture of sympathy, uh, that’s…that’s not necessary, guys. If it was just one of those weird things a team will go through during a season, that’s fine; all’s forgiven.