FanPost Friday: What does Ichiro do when he’s not sneaking into the dugout?

Happy Friday! If you didn’t see this late-breaking story from Thursday afternoon, please take a gander.

Phenomenal, right? On the long, long list of Ichiro Suzuki hi-jinks and tall tales, this already skyrockets into the top ten for me.

LL’s resident graphics guru Tee Miller already created this masterpiece:

So with that, I’ve got a very fan fiction-friendly prompt for you all this week.

Prompt: What does Ichiro do when he’s not sneaking into the dugout?

So after batting practice and the start of the game, Ichiro is technically not allowed in the dugout during the game unless he is filling in as a bench coach. Yet, as we all know, he emerges at the end of every game, particularly wins, and joins…