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FanPost Friday: Seattle Mariners as Holiday Songs

Welcome, friends, to another edition of FanPost Friday. Today, we are embracing the holiday spirit and welcoming our skilled parody writers (cough Leonard, get in here, cough) to flex their talents and provide us entertainment in form of....

Christmas songs, Hanukkah songs, Kwanza songs, non-denominational Festivus songs, and holiday songs from all cultures and traditions are welcome here. Whatever pops into your head, I want to hear it/read it.

Here’s an example to get the tinsel twinkling, to the tune of “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” by Darlene Love:

The Late Show with David Letterman

They’re saying the ball is juiced

But I just say, “what’s the use?