Well, hello and welcome back to FanPost Friday. Between two massively disappointing losses to the not-good Washington Nationals and then Félix Hernández losing his Most Recent Perfect Game status to some shithead who threw one against a “baseball” “team” called the 2023 Oakland Athletics, it’s been a uniquely torturous and morale-depleting few days in MarinersLand. I thought the vibes had gone bad after the series losses to the Rangers and Angels, but as I should have well known, There Is No Floor. I hate how that phrase will never go away.
Lots of folks have already taken a mental health break from the Mariners this season.