The win the Seattle Mariners pulled off over the St. Louis Cardinals on Wednesday was so wild, so ridiculous, so exhausting, and ended by such an unlikely hero that it's no wonder Dan Wilson went right past awestruck and landed on dumbstruck.
“What a game,” Seattle's second-year skipper told the media, including Daniel Kramer of MLB.com. “So many — I'm not even going to try — there were just so many individual performances that were unbelievable tonight.”
If the nodding of tens of thousands of heads makes a sound, you just heard it coming from the Pacific Northwest.