Television announcer: Welcome back to Vedder Cup! A riveting annual tradition that has thrilled fans, players, and beat reporters for years! This year’s face-off is particularly exciting, becau-
*muffled, frantic mumbling*
Television announcer: I’m sorry, I’ve just been informed this is actually an inter-league series between the Mariners and the Padres. My apologies. Sources report that, due to an overwhelmingly apathetic level of interest between these two fanbases, along with some seriously mixed rock (ish) loyalties, this competition has been re-named the Dave Cameron Memorial Series.
*more background mumbling*
Television announcer: My producers would like me to clarify that Dave Cameron is, in fact, still alive.