In the 2004 sci-fi comedy “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” Joel and Clementine are a couple that breaks up and undergoes separate procedures to erase painful memories from the relationship. The procedures work and their recollections of each other disintegrate into the ether.
Wouldn’t it be nice if Seattle Mariners fans could experience the same memory erasure of the more excruciating moments of the franchise’s past?
A $240 million player never mistook how many outs there were. You never paid $13 for an IPA served in a warm plastic cup at T-Mobile Park.