Every so often, there are worldly events that elicit truly transcendent art. War, scandal, triumph, the Houston Astros deciding a fun crime would be illegally using video to steal their opponents’ signs, then banging on trash cans to signal what pitch was coming, etc.
Here’s the song you didn’t know you needed, but are surely glad that it exists. When the song debuted on the Lookout Landing podcast, people busted fire hydrants open and danced in the streets despite the fact that it is January. Historians will use Before He Cheats (Houston Astros Remix) as a reference of this hilariously troubled era for centuries to come.