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A Subjective Ranking of Jerry Dipoto’s Nicknames

Jerry Dipoto is no stranger to criticism. Since his hiring as General Manager in September 2015, he has garnered his fair share of detractors for a variety of reasons, mostly due to his propensity to make lots of trades of varying quality and for what he has said publicly about the team’s chances and/or long-term plans. As such, fans have coined quite a few disparaging nicknames for Dipoto over the years and I am here today to gently guide you into comment section hell and back again as I rank his funniest nicknames.

First of all, we’re throwing out “DiPoto” because it’s not a nickname; it’s a typo.