Lookout Landing · Aug 3, 2017
A crowd-sourced recap of a very dull Mariners game
5:14 PM- Oh hey, there's a Mariners game on right now!
5:16 PM- Oh hey, I signed up to recap this Mariners game that's on right now!
5:45 PM- Hmm this seems...fine. Solo homers are fine when you have an offense like this...
6:26 PM- LEONYS MARTIN KILL MACHINE
6:50- Okay, okay, a two run deficit is totally doable. Just gotta get the bats to wake up a little bit, which I'm sure they'll do any...minute...now
7:08- Just another dumb thing about Texas, no roof on their stadium. Maybe this rain delay will be like the World Series Game 7 delay for the Cubs though.
~ Grocery shopping interlude~
7: 49- Nope.