The day before Thanksgiving the Mariners announced they had signed Patrick Wisdom to a one-year deal. Having only stepped up to a major league plate 86 times, a fair question to ask is, “What’s a Patrick Wisdom?”
In search of this answer, I quickly discovered the most pertinent piece of information about Patrick. He really, really likes donuts. In lieu of a wedding cake, he had a giant donut. There are references to donuts scattered throughout his social media, including an adorable picture of his infant daughter next to a box of 11 donuts, marking her 1 month birthday.